The L.A. Complex

The L.A. Complex Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 4: "Be a Man"

Connor: Ah, yes. The classic showdown of half-man versus half-cactus. Who wins?
Raquel: Certainly not the viewers.
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Season 2 Episode 3: "Choose Your Battles"

Kaldrick: That's it? You're done with your recital? Maybe next year you can audition for American Idol!
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Jennifer: How long have you been an actress?
Raquel: Little while.
Jennifer: Anything I would have seen you in?
Raquel: Apparently not.
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Beth: Just shut up and play with your noodle!
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Kaldrick: If this little dude wants to throw rocks at the throne, tell him to take a number. Yo, matter of fact, have him call my label. I think we have some openings in the mail room.
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Nick: Where are we?
Abby: I can't talk about this right now, but have a nice day!
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Nick: I love you.
Abby: I'm on TV!
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Season 2 Episode 2: "The Contract"

Agent: I have a straight offer for you.
Raquel: No!
Agent: Cactabear 2.
Raquel: Noooooo.
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Brandon: I'm Brandon. I play the brother.
Abby: I'm Abby. I play the slut.
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Nick: I bought you breakfast.
Sabrina: Why?
Nick: I thought we could bury the hatchet.
Sabrina: Then you should have brought a hatchet.
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Connor: Last night I had a few drinks.
Raquel: Last night you had all the drinks.
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Abby: Why can't I find my underwear?
Nick: Because I've been throwing them out. My plan is nearly complete.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Vacancy"

Raquel: Dianetics. Is that like diuretics?
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Abby: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. God bless you.
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Abby: Filipinos 4:13.
Donald: It's Philippians. Not Filipinos.
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Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.
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