The L.A. Complex Quotes
Connor: Ah, yes. The classic showdown of half-man versus half-cactus. Who wins?
Raquel: Certainly not the viewers.
That's it? You're done with your recital? Maybe next year you can audition for American Idol!
Kaldrick
Jennifer: How long have you been an actress?
Raquel: Little while.
Jennifer: Anything I would have seen you in?
Raquel: Apparently not.
Just shut up and play with your noodle!
Beth
If this little dude wants to throw rocks at the throne, tell him to take a number. Yo, matter of fact, have him call my label. I think we have some openings in the mail room.
Kaldrick
Nick: Where are we?
Abby: I can't talk about this right now, but have a nice day!
Nick: I love you.
Abby: I'm on TV!
Agent: I have a straight offer for you.
Raquel: No!
Agent: Cactabear 2.
Raquel: Noooooo.
Brandon: I'm Brandon. I play the brother.
Abby: I'm Abby. I play the slut.
Nick: I bought you breakfast.
Sabrina: Why?
Nick: I thought we could bury the hatchet.
Sabrina: Then you should have brought a hatchet.
Connor: Last night I had a few drinks.
Raquel: Last night you had all the drinks.
Abby: Why can't I find my underwear?
Nick: Because I've been throwing them out. My plan is nearly complete.
