Favorite The League Quotes
Treat me with the respect that you treat these Zubaz!
Jenny
Pete: So what's it like being counsel for Taco Corp, now that he actually has some money?
Ruxin: Well, there are more meetings, and they're longer, and he keeps talking about some corporate retreat, which I know is just a sweat lodge at Burning Man.
Andre: Guys, I'm not bald. Look, I have, like, very, you know, thin, like, clear hair.
Pete: So these are basically like those clear friends you played with growing up?
Ruxin: Or like that clear girlfriend you had at camp that let you finger her in the water ski shack?
Kevin: In the middle of the meeting, I realized--there's really nothing that a judge does that a fantasy commissioner doesn't.
Jenny: Except for sentencing people to prison.
You guys ever been Wonderlic-ed?
Taco
We're working out with jizz, holmes!
Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti
Both of those homophobic quips were on the tip of my tongue!
Ruxin
Taco: I love hospital parties! Where is the bar?
Andre: There's no bar, it's a hospital.
Taco: It's America. There's always a bar.
My brain just feels like one of those Gymborees filled with fun balls, and there's kids pissing all over the place right now.
Ruxin
Ruxin: I hate this! I thought dumb people were supposed to be happy!
Taco: It's complicated.
Pete: What smells like feces?
Rafi: Huh? Oh yeah, that's me.
If I was bald, I couldn't have lice, because lice are in my clear hair!
Andre
