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That guy fed me Spongebob Squarepants and now I'm gonna die like in 'Alien'!

Ruxin

Taco: I can feel your penis on the back of my head.
Rafi: That's a war-boner, man.

These birthday parties are the worst. You are stuck talking to people that you have nothing in common with except that you had unprotected sex at the same time.

Kevin

Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

Pete: What smells like feces?
Rafi: Huh? Oh yeah, that's me.

I love white dudes, so why wouldn't I love eating a live shrimp marginally prepared by one?

Ruxin
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