It's like listening to Kevin and Jenny have sex. Two minutes of silence, and then tears.

Taco

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Next time, jerk off in your van like a gentleman.

Taco

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I got two tickets to Salad-ise!

Andre

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Repair Guy: I don't know who teaches a dog to bark at someone's dick!
Taco: This guy does!

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Taco: They left for their cruise, so they asked me to take care of Dicko.
Kevin: You know it's Ditka.

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• Added: November 29, 2012