John: Go ahead. Go ahead and ask.
Nora: What?
John: What I did. That's what everybody wants to know.
Nora: Oh, that's none of our business.
Kevin: What'd you do?
John: Attempted murder.
Kevin: Mmm hmm. What happened?
John: Well, didn't try hard enough.

Kevin: So, are we early?
John: Right on time.
Kevin: I thought this was a birthday party.
John: It is. We don't have any friends.

Isaac: I was born here. I have a right to be here. When did we start burning people's houses down?
Erika: Tonight, if you were where you said you were, you should have seen it comin'.

Isaac: Something bad is going to happen. To you.
John: Well, shit, Isaac. That is not ideal.

Visitor: Your water. Will it make us safe?
Michael: It's just a souvenier.

The Leftovers Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Isaac: Something bad is going to happen. To you.
John: Well, shit, Isaac. That is not ideal.

Visitor: Your water. Will it make us safe?
Michael: It's just a souvenier.