The Leftovers Season 2
I heard what you said in there, and you said nothing's going to happen on the 14th unless everything happens on the 14th.
Kevin
Kevin: We got a problem. We need to keep it between you and me.
Laurie: OK
Kevin: Dogs are taking on human form and infiltrating the highest positions in the federal government.
Kevin: I was watching you from the porch, with Noah.
Nora: Yeah. He's yummy, isn't he?
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: What?
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: Yes.
Michael: Then I baptize you, Kevin Garvey, in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Buried in the likeness of his death and raised in the likeness of his resurrection. He is saved!
Kevin [whispers]: That didn't count.
Mary: He's writing a book about you.
Kevin: He what?
Mary: A book. He thinks the New Testament's getting old. I've only read some of it, but you figure fairly prominently, Kevin.
John: What's going on?
Kevin: Well, John, I'm glad you asked because what's going on is Matt and your son are writing a gospel about me.
John: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?
John: I shot you in the chest, point blank, and you got up and walked back into town. Didn't even go to the hospital until the next day.
Matt: You tried to drown yourself, and an earthquake saved your life.
Michael: You drank poison, I buried you and you went to the other place. You came back.
Kevin: You told them about the hotel?
Michael: It seemed important.
Kevin: I'm not, um, I can't die.
Matt: Of course you can. But just not here.
Kevin: What?
Matt: Here. You can't die here, in Miracle.
Kevin: And that twisted shit is exactly why your wife is leaving you.
Matt: If you come to me but cannot leave your family, you cannot be my follower.
Kevin: Is that from your book?
Matt: No, Kevin, that's Jesus.
Kevin: I'm not fucking Jesus.
Matt: I'm not saying you are, but the beard looks good on you.
Erika: Where have you been?
Michael: At your dad's.
Erika: I thought I told you not to go over there anymore.
Michael: I won't.
John: I don't understand what's happening.
Kevin: Me neither.
Kevin: Hey, John.
John: I killed you.
Kevin: Nope.
Erika: Why are you doing this? I don't understand.
Evie: You understand.
Kevin: Maybe she didn't.
John: What?
Kevin: Love you.
Let's stay focused, because I want to make sure I get this. You saw my daughter pretend to disappear, and the only reason you remembered it today is because you came back from the dead?
John
