Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

You've been LaRoched haven't you?

Jane

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?

Jane

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane