Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.Jane
Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
Jane: Cheer up -
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.
Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.
Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.Jane
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.Lorelei