You've been LaRoched haven't you?

Jane

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.

Jane

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

The Mentalist Quotes

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Cho

Open sesame.

Jane