Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.

Lorelei

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

You've been LaRoched haven't you?

Jane

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.

Rigsby

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?

Jane

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.