Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Grace

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.

Lorelei

The Mentalist Quotes

It's easy to remember when you never forget.

Jane

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.