Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.Van Pelt
Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.
Jane: Ten years, huh?
Lisbon: More actually. Every year with you counts as two.
Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.
Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.Jane
Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?Jane
Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.