Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.

Lorelei

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.

Jane

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.