Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.Jane
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.Lorelei
You've been LaRoched haven't you?Jane
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?Jane
Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?Jane
I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.Grace
Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?