Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.

Jane

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.

Lorelei

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John