Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Grace

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.

Lorelei

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

The Mentalist Quotes

Did you know that habitual mockery is a strong indicator of depression?

Dr. Montague

I was thinking love is strange and I was thinking about a sandwich.

Jane