Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.Jane
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
Jane: Cheer up -
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.Jane
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?Jane
Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.
Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.