Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.


Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.


You've been LaRoched haven't you?


Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?


Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?


I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.


Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

The Mentalist Quotes

Turns out being understood is an underrated pleasure.


I used to be that kid. If I had the chance to mess with a cop I'd do it.