Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.

Lorelei

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?

Grace

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

Jane