Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.

Jane

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.