Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

Jane: Ten years, huh?
Lisbon: More actually. Every year with you counts as two.

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane

Knowing isn't proving.

Lisbon