The Mentalist

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Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.

Rigsby

Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.

Jane

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

You've been LaRoched haven't you?

Jane

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.

Jane

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt
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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane