Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.Jane
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.Lorelei
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
You've been LaRoched haven't you?Jane
Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?
You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.Rigsby
Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?Jane
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.