Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.

Rigsby

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.