Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
You've been LaRoched haven't you?Jane
Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?Jane
Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?
Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.
Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.Van Pelt
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?Jane
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.