You've been LaRoched haven't you?


Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?


Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.


Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?


We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.


Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.


The Mentalist Quotes

I'm just poking at you. It's awfully instructive.


Jane: I don't want you involved.
Lisbon: I am involved.
Jane: Not anymore.