Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
Why do they call it a kangaroo court? Are kangaroos especially unjust in comparison to other marsupials? Would wallabies be more judicious?
Jane
You've been LaRoched haven't you?
Jane
When aliens do come I hope they eat you.
Lisbon
Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.
Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.
Jane
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.
Jane
Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.
Van Pelt
Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?
Jane
If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.
Jane
