Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.


Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.


Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?


Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.


As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.