Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.
Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?
If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.
Jane
When aliens do come I hope they eat you.
Lisbon
I was thinking love is strange and I was thinking about a sandwich.
Jane
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?
Jane
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
