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The-mentalist

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

Turns out being understood is an underrated pleasure.

Jane

I hate the internet.

Van Pelt

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

Jane

So glad we got the A-team working this case.

Haffner

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

I'll tell if you steal one.

Grace

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

This is a mess we don't have time for.

Lisbon

Jane: Beautiful isn't it?
Lisbon: For a crime scene, yeah.

Drunk people aren't known for their impulse control.

Jane
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The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane
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