Two days ago you shot and killed your fiance. You can't be fine.

Cho

Kettle to pot. Hello? Come in pot.

Rigsby

You had her at Little Lady.

Jane

They're not mad at you. They just miss you.

Patrick Jane

What did they do? Hold your shoes hostage.

Jane

You're a sad little man alone in a box living on delusions of grandeur.

Cho

Nice, solid, dependable. I can see why you dumped him.

Jane

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

Your magic sucks eggs.

Jane

Bad tasting food, bad taste buds.

Jane

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Jane

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

The Mentalist Quotes

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

Lisbon

I just don't want you to leave.

Jane