The Mentalist

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As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Do that again and I'll arrest you.

Lisbon

You're the smartest man I've ever met.

Erika

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Cho

Abbott: It's a damn shame Teresa. By all accounts, you were a good cop.
Lisbon: I still am.

Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked.

Jane

Kasmir: Is he going off script?
Lisbon: Yeah, he does that.

You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.

Rigsby

Jungle theme. It's classy.

Jane
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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane