As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Stuff just happens, that's all. Just one damn thing after another.

Jane

Cho, you never cease to amaze me.

Jane

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

Red John is mine.

Jane

It's hard to lie when you are thinking about something else.

Jane

Oh come on! That's pretty good.

Jane

Patrick: This is like believing in the Easter Bunny.
Wayne: Who says there's no Easter Bunny?

Gil: This is outrageous.
Cho: No. Not really. Not yet.

Jane: Your taste for bad boys is a sad relic of your childhood mistreatment. No need to pick it back up again.
Shelly: Oh gee. Thanks for the advice Dr. Phil.

If you can't keep him in line, we will find someone who can.

Hightower

T, we all know with you "I'll try" means I won't.

Stan

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane

Knowing isn't proving.

Lisbon