The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 6)

Season 5 Episode 9: "Black Cherry"

Jane: I'm pretty handy with a kettle. You should trust me.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Cho: Hey, you found our victim's car. Well done.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Jane: Well, you have a very smart gut.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: You were talking in your sleep.
Lisbon: I was?
Jane: And drooling a little.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 8: "Red Sails in the Sunset"

Jane: I'd kill for a cup of tea right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lorelei: I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: In case you haven't noticed, healing isn't my strong suit.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Lorelei: Her death was a gift, sort of.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisbon: Any place I could possibly think of, is where he wouldn't go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Why are you mad at me? I didn't force you to escape from prison.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lorelei: Nobody ever accused you of good judgement.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: I just have to make sure I don't get caught.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 7: "If It Bleeds, It Leads"

Lisbon: Look at you, so tough. I'm getting goosebumps. Grrr.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kasmir: Is he going off script?
Lisbon: Yeah, he does that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisbon: You've come up with some plan you don't want me to know about.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cho: Opinions differ. Some think you publish a lefty rag that sees conspiracies under every rock.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: I don't want to speak ill of the dead.
Jane: They don't really care. They're dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: I am prepared to punch you in the face all on my own.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 6: "Cherry Picked"

Cho: Will you please eat that like a human being and not a sea lion?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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