The Mentalist Quotes
When sharks stop swimming they drowned, right?
Jane
Unless you are very cunning and you are working a double bluff - no I didn't think so.
Jane
I just love the smell of a new car.
Jane
Lisbon: So what's the deal, I thought you would be the most comfortable in front of cameras.
Jane: The last time I was in front of cameras things didn't turn out so well.
Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.
Van Pelt
Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.
Mayor: Please call me Melba.
Jane: Like the toast?
Chief Donner: Is he sniffing her?
Lisbon: Yes
Chief Donner: You pay him to sniff people?
California Bureau of Interference that's what you are.
Chief Donner
Keep it in the dojo Phil.
Jane
School would be so much more fun if they started the day of with this instead of the Pledge of the Allegiance.
Jane
I do have one question - how are the burgers?
Jane