When sharks stop swimming they drowned, right?

Jane

Unless you are very cunning and you are working a double bluff - no I didn't think so.

Jane

I just love the smell of a new car.

Jane

Lisbon: So what's the deal, I thought you would be the most comfortable in front of cameras.
Jane: The last time I was in front of cameras things didn't turn out so well.

Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.

Mayor: Please call me Melba.
Jane: Like the toast?

Chief Donner: Is he sniffing her?
Lisbon: Yes
Chief Donner: You pay him to sniff people?

California Bureau of Interference that's what you are.

Chief Donner

Keep it in the dojo Phil.

Jane

School would be so much more fun if they started the day of with this instead of the Pledge of the Allegiance.

Jane

I do have one question - how are the burgers?

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.