The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 7)

Season 5 Episode 6: "Cherry Picked"

Jane: Isaac's always been the family scourge hasn't he. Stubborn, arrogant, insensitive.
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Grace: I'll tell if you steal one.
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Jane: You don't do favors for people unless there's something in it for you.
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Season 5 Episode 5: "Red Dawn"

Jane: The human mind is amazingly powerful. It can do things for real that sometimes feel like magic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: I'm not a psychic. I'm a charlatan. You hear me. I'm a fraud.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: No offense but you have a bit of a homeless vibe about you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: Nothing good will come from chasing this man. It's the kind of obsession that destroys people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Minelli: Let's hope that Mr. Jane remains so amiable when he wakes up with the morning with a pounding headache and some time to think.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Teresa Lisbon. That's a nice name.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 4: "Blood Feud"

Cho: You didn't like growing up with Dad in jail. Ben wouldn't like it either.
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Jane: I think the word you're struggling not to say is bastard.
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Jane: There was a man attached to this needle. Have you seen him?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Bad smells. Bad memories. It's because the memory is right next to the smell box inside your brain. Nothing makes you remember like smell.
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Lisbon: We've got nothing to hide.
Jane: Just better things to do with our day.
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Jane: It's the man who watches the watchman.
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Rigsby: Repeat after me, little man. I will not throw food at Tina again.
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Season 5 Episode 3: "Not One Red Cent"

Jane: We're the law. We can do whatever we want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bertram: I didn't take you for a gambler.
Lisbon: It's not gambling if you know you're going to win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: You really want me to tell you? It's going to ruin the surprise.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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