The Mentalist

The Mentalist Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 12: "Red Rum"

Rigsby: What is this?
Van Pelt: That is healthy and nutritious snacking.
Rigsby: I'm gonna die.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Teresa: (To Grace on the phone) Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "Red John's Friends "

Jared Renfrew: Red John is the friend of a friend of mine.
Patrick Jane: What is this friend's name?
Jared Renfrew: His name is get me out of here and I'll tell you that and much more. I'll sing like a bird.
 • Rating: Unrated

Patrick: Let's keep it casual to start with Sophie. Let her relax. If she gets her guard up, we'll get nothing from her.
Teresa: You're very combative all of a sudden.
Patrick: Yeah, if she is guilty, she lied to me and I believed it. She fooled me.
Teresa: The ultimate sin.
Patrick: Yes it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Teresa: We have agents at your house right now with a search warrant.
Chancellor Stern: Inadmissible.
Teresa: Yes. I'd hate to be a State's Attorney. Jane's always pulling crap like this on them but they always win.
 • Rating: Unrated

Teresa: Aw. Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah on the cheek.
Teresa: Still counts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 9: "Flame Red"

Ben Machado: I didn't know you guys were cops.
Kimball Cho: You thought we were selling magazine subscriptions?
 • Rating: Unrated

Trey: Ben's our go-to guy in Marquesa.
Ben: He just means I'm the only real estate agent around here who takes his commission in fertilizer and chickens.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kimball: Hey, do you wanna go to work or do you wanna play nurse with King Tut?
Grace: Work. Definitely work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Someone's framing me.
Kimball: Somebody framed you for shooting at us, Mr. Machado? Because from where I stood, sure looked like it.
Ben: That was a misunderstanding. I didn't know who you guys were. I was defending myself.
Kimball: Really? From whom?
Ben: From someone trying to kill me. Just like they killed Rich and tried to kill Trey.
Kimball: And why would you be next on someone's "To Burn"-list?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Seeing Red"

Patrick Jane: Nice cradling.
Travis Tennant: You play Lacrosse?
Patrick Jane: No, fast-moving sticks scare me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Patrick: This is like believing in the Easter Bunny.
Wayne: Who says there's no Easter Bunny?
 • Rating: Unrated

Patrick: So you have done some research on me.
Kristina: I have now. Red John murdered your family. I'm very sorry for your loss. Is that why you gave up your calling?
Patrick: Calling? Is that what this is?
Kristina: Yeah. Calling, gift, as you like. There's no doubt that you have it. Why did you give it up?
Patrick: It's the suits. Chafing. Horrible.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grace: (Talking about Kristina) Excuse me, but you might consider the possibility that she's actually honestly in touch with something beyond your understanding.
Patrick: That would be golf and musical theater of the 30s and 40s.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kimball: They think you killed their mother.
Jeremy: Well, they don't know anything about me. I loved her.
Teresa: Of course you did. That's why you gave Rosemary's necklace to your hot new girlfriend.
Jeremy: Well, it's no good to Rosemary, is it? So shoot me, I'm a pragmatist.
Teresa: That's a good word.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Red-Handed"

Patrick: (To Agent Lisbon) Why do we get so hung up on every little law everyone breaks?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Patrick: If I told you about every hunch, you would get very irritated.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "Red Tide"

Patrick Jane: See, the thing is, Flip, Lisbon here is looking at you like you're a pork chop, because you fit the profile. Your life is in chaos, you're lonely, you're depressed, you're addicted to drugs and pornography and a little nuts, to be honest. You're exactly the kind of man that does terrible things to women. But I don't think you did this.
 • Rating: Unrated

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