The Mentalist

The Mentalist Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 22: "Red Letter"

Lisbon: Why don't we give them a little time to catch up. Sorry about the mom thing.
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Sheriff: So you're the psychic -
Jane: No, there's no such thing of psychics.
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Season 2 Episode 21: "18-5-4"

Jane: We should do this again.
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Jane: You are the queen of my heart, Grace.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jane: Alert the quantum lords.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: Its funny how well you two got along.
Jane: Well, I have the same amount of trouble with those pesky quantum lords.
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Oliver: He's not my dad. He's a cyber clone sent by the Galactic quantum lords.
Jane: Oh them. They are always up to something shady.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Cho: You should tell the truth, it is easier to remember.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Enough Mr. Tolman. Tell me the truth or I will pop ya.
Annika: Don't even think about it.
Jane: It's soft. It's just a hand. Just a hand.
Tolman: Annika, put the gun down.
Lisbon: Why do you have an armed body guard, Mr. Bundte?
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Alec: You never watch movies? That's how the bad guys do it.
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Cho: We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: Games are for people with too much time on their hands.
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Jane: What's going on with you? Couldn't sit down, can't stay still. Guilty conscious?
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Daphne: What can I say, I always had a thing for the smart guys.
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Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.
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Jane: (Looks at all the clowns) At least they are all crying on the inside.
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Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.
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Season 2 Episode 20: "Red All Over"

Jane: That's what's called cutting off your nose to spite your face.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jane: Oh Lizzie you are bat nuts crazy - bat nuts!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brett: Ya know, now I see why Red John really loves sparring for you. A worthy advisory.
Jane: Yes, straight for the jugular.
Lisbon: Obviously he struck a nerve.
Brett: Losing a wife and child like that makes a man reckless. Untethers him. Fills him with anger and shame that he cannot express. Well it must make your job very hard, hmm?
Lisbon: Yes, but the health plan is great.
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