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I'm becoming what I was meant to be - your children's children will worship me.

Red John copycat

I hate the internet.

Van Pelt

You clean up very nicely if you don't mind me saying so.

Jane

Kristina, that's with a K right? Wanna grab some coffee?

Jane

It means - things are getting interesting.

Jane

Jane: Well I guess I have no choice, but to bring you along with me.
Kristina: You think you manipulated me into coming with you.
Jane: No I don't. I think you manipulated me into thinking I manipulated you into coming with me.

Hightower: She likes you.
Jane: What?
Hightower: The blonde one and you like her.

Jane: Hmm I did say.
Kristina: You did.

Oh! You got an owwie.

Jane

Thank you for your tea - very tasty.

Jane

Ilsa: I'm really not big on this type of thing.
Jane: Neither am I.

Flex of mockery is a sign of the troubled soul.

Kristina
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The Mentalist Season 2 Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

Jane: Can I please continue working with you?
Lisbon: I thought you were quitting.
Jane: You know I didn't mean that.
Lisbon: So the job is worth wile, is it?
Jane: Uh, it's not that. I mean, it' not that at all. It's just... I have nothing else to do.
Lisbon: No jokes. From now, there have to be boundaries.
Jane: Agreed.
Lisbon: I need to know that you can do your work and be effective without creating a mess that I have to clean up.
Jane: No mess, I swear.
Lisbon: On that basis, you can remain with the unit.
Jane: Thank you.

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