Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Answer me right now. What is more important? Your relationship with Dr. Lahiri or this basketball team I made you join 2 days ago?
Morgan
Morgan: Hey Dr. P, you play basketball?
Peter: Just a pickup game I play with my friends. Mostly it's just an excuse to use black slang. [To Tamra] Excuse me, blood.
Danny: Take her to Alcatraz.
Mindy: Oh, I would love that. What is that?
Barb: It's the world's most famous marriage, I mean prison.
I had no friends in 7th grade, so I had time to master the cross stitch.
Great, the one person who watched Space Jam quit.
Morgan
I've never played basketsball. I'm sure I'll pick it up. Who's going to be goalie?
Jeremy
We're losing? I thought the game was to score the least amount of points like golf.
Jeremy
Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.
Danny: You sat on me!
Mindy: Yes and I farted on you, too.
If it's out of the office, it's none of our business. Did I hear Beverly's voice come out of an Elmo in the middle of Times Square? Maybe. But, it's none of our business.
Danny
We're out in San Francisco. The Windy City. You could meet the love of your life here. It is Sin City after all.
Let me weave you a tale. Oh, appetizers are here.
