Mindy: That's right 'cause in this family you gotsa do your chores.
Annette: Stop saying stupid stuff and come help

• Permalink: Stop saying stupid stuff and come help
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Annette wants everyone to wash up, especially you Mindy.

Robert

• Permalink: Especially you Mindy.
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Oh My God. You do NOT slap a slapper.

• Permalink: You do NOT slap a slapper.
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Ethnic people slap each other all the time. It's like half of reality TV.

• Permalink: Ethnic people slap each other all the time.
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Maybe I'll just go, yeah, out in the night into the cold armed with nothing but my pepper spray and my gun.

• Permalink: Armed with nothing but my pepper spray and my gun.
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Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

• Permalink: Do you accept street cred?
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Rishi, you can not be this little idiot that I have to take care of anymore. Because, spoiler alert, there's going to be a new stupid little idiot that I have to take care of.

• Permalink: there's going to be a new stupid little idiot that I have to take care of.
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Danny is not dying. He's the healthiest person I know. His favorite junk food is raisins.

Jeremy

• Permalink: His favorite junk food is raisins.
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I refuse to work anywhere else. I love being a paralegal here.

Beverly

• Permalink: I love being a paralegal here.
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This is not some 2 bit family business where you can store your unemployable family members. This is not 'Wahlburgers.'

Rob

• Permalink: This is not 'Wahlburgers.'
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We have a saying in my family. First they make you puke, then they wreck havoc on your birthing canal.

Danny

• Permalink: First they make you puke.
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I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse, I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.

• Permalink: I have been eating for two my entire life.
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