Part of me thinks if you're getting your medical advice from a TV show, you deserve to die.

Ben

I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.

No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.

Danny

I hate when people say old school when all they mean is inefficient and rude.

I like to schedule C-sections for Saturday nights.

Danny

I will knock you out. I will knock you out, I don't care how old you are.

Danny

It's still a test. You can't flirt and spray tan your way through it.

Danny

Why does everyone want me to die alone?

How does an Englishman not understand English? That is, amazing to me.

Danny

Here's your dumb watch. I found it in the nightstand next to a tube of really slippery toothpaste.

Betsy

The only other English person they know is my GPS lady.

Betsy

I'm not saying you're a mess but I'm not saying you're not.

Gwen

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel