Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
You guys wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
Morgan
When I was ten my father told me to be a man and tell my mother he wanted a divorce.
Jeremy
I can't believe how little I'm getting from this conversation.
Danny
Your shoes are insane and your top is out of control. Can you be my doctor?
Ben
How are you the ultimate judge of guys? I saw you hit on your Chinese delivery man one time.
Sophia
hey what's up? This high school is ridiculous. I mean it's so swanky here, so nice. My high school? One window, that just the seniors could use, just one.
Danny
Mindy are you forming a dread lock?
Jeremy
That's leadership isn't it? It's making swift decisions with handsome faces.
Jeremy
Im not mediocre looking like you. What about going to England? Forget about that! I'm too tan, they'll be merciless!
Jeremy
Why do hospitals always have the ugliest posters?
Josh
Oh Mindy you know how you get at Christmas parties. Last year you passed out inside the food drive box.
Jeremy
Danny please don't throw twenties at me like I'm doing lap dances.
