Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.
Beverly: Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Jeremy: This isn't a wetsuit, these are skinny pants and a fitted shirt.
No offense, that excuse stinks. I told them you were helping a little black kid.
Shauna
Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.
Maybe Saturday night you and I can meet up and make our lunches for the week.
Betsy
Socks on a hard wood floor, recipe for disaster.
Dennis
Morgan: That was a cough! I coughed!
Danny: That was not a cough!
I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.
Danny
I'm sorry is this Wayne Manner? Your husband is such a dork!
Morgan: He sounds hilarious.
Danny: What are you basing that on?
Morgan: Well she said he was Jewish.
Danny: Morgan we're in the middle of Manhattan.
Fine just have the party at your Hello Kitty dorm room.
Danny
He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.
Betsy
