The Mindy Project

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Mindy with danny the mindy project season 3 episode 1
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You're just two basics having a bitch-fest.


I am a hot, smart woman, with an ass that doesn't quit.

Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?

I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.


I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.


Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?

Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat Pray Love things.

Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!

I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.

No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.


Mindy: I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springstein concert.
Daniel: First of all it's a Springstein show not a Bruce Springstein concer. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springstein show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

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