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She says you're like a thirsty camel in a desert oasis and I don't know if she's referring to your technique or...?

Peter

I am a hot, smart woman, with an ass that doesn't quit.

If you had told me 5 years ago that I, Daniel Casstellano, would be dating Mindy Lahiri, I would've said, "Oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?"

Danny

I can't go. I have tickets to an execution.

Beverly

Are you kidding me, a winky face? That’s like Emoji porn!

Morgan

Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.

Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?

I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.

Daniel

Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?

No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.

Danny

I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.

I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.

Daniel
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The Mindy Project Quotes

She says you're like a thirsty camel in a desert oasis and I don't know if she's referring to your technique or...?

Peter

I am a hot, smart woman, with an ass that doesn't quit.

Mindy
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