Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.

Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Are you kidding me, a winky face? That’s like Emoji porn!

Morgan

Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?

I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.

Daniel

Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?

I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.

Daniel

Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat Pray Love things.

I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.

No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.

Danny

Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!

Mindy: I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springstein concert.
Daniel: First of all it's a Springstein show not a Bruce Springstein concer. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springstein show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.

The Mindy Project Quotes

Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.

Mindy

Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.