Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
I realize that I've been on one adult date in my life and I am not at the place where I should be giving advice on relationships but, this is a bad idea.
Peter
Danny: I haven't seen you smile this much since you found out that you're younger than Katie Holmes.
Mindy: That old bag.
I am a hot, smart woman, with an ass that doesn't quit.
Danny: How did you find out? How did YOU find out?
Morgan: Because I'm smarter than you may have thoughten.
If you had told me 5 years ago that I, Daniel Casstellano, would be dating Mindy Lahiri, I would've said, "Oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?"
Danny
She says you're like a thirsty camel in a desert oasis and I don't know if she's referring to your technique or...?
Peter
I don't know why you're looking at me? I am mad charitable. I donated 2 cans of soup to get into a Katy Perry Q&A.
I can't go. I have tickets to an execution.
Beverly
Well, I am just happy to work at a place that allows hunky drifters, like yourself, to get a second chance for, hopefully, committing a white collar crime?
Danny: Well, OK, we don't eat popsicles like that here.
Cousin Lou: That's not what I heard, homeboy. I heard you're pretty good with your mouth.
Danny: I would never let my woman plan a charity event with some guy. I would never do it.
Mindy: And I would never want to plan a charity event
That's my girlfriend. That's hilarious. I guess women can be funny.
Peter
