Mindy: Wait. I thought you worked in a tipsy fishing boat to pay for medical school.
Danny: I tried. I kept getting thrown from the boat because I was too light.

You won't have to worry about this problem when you're a Tookers. There's a lot of other problems. Dyslexia, alcoholism, short term memory. Alcoholism

Morgan

Danny: [Playing "Let It Go" on piano]
Morgan: Open the door. I hear you playing Frozen.

Danny: Move over, Zorro.
Mindy: Zorro? I'm too young to understand that reference.

Why didn't you tell your mother that I wasn't the cleaning lady? Do I look Dominican? Do not answer that.

OK, fine, you can meet her. I just can't listen to one of your cookoo plans before 10am.

Danny

Morgan: Are you talking about Dr. Reed kissing your girlfriend or this directly applicable to this situation?
Peter: No. The latter, dude.
Morgan: What ladder?

Annette: I only watch Castle.
Mindy: He writes mysteries and he solves them? That is a great idea for a show.

Mindy: I don't know what you could've wished for, you already have the greatest sons in the whole world.
Annette: That's very sweet, dear, but I wished that the mean waitress at our favorite diner would die.

Mindy: Can you please just call your mother. She's probably over it by now.
Danny: Italian people don't get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That's why our wine is so good.

[voicemail] Annette can't come to the phone because I've gone back to work cleaning hotel rooms, so as to not burden my son.

Annette

Tamra, you have hurt a good, if not weird, man's spirit. I have had enough of this BS dog allergy.

Peter

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel