If it's out of the office, it's none of our business. Did I hear Beverly's voice come out of an Elmo in the middle of Times Square? Maybe. But, it's none of our business.

Danny

We're out in San Francisco. The Windy City. You could meet the love of your life here. It is Sin City after all.

Let me weave you a tale. Oh, appetizers are here.

The year, 2004. America was still able to enjoy the music of R. Kelly without feeling guilt.

I'm not nosy. I don't even go to restaurants with open kitchens. It's none of my business.

Danny

All my alumni email goes to spam because they're always asking me for money. Because one time I fell through a stained glass window

Rob: You know what else is interesting? Since Alex has been here, you haven't mentioned the love of your life once.
Mindy: What are you talking about? I've talked about spare ribs like 10 times. Oh, Danny!

She won a secret Hunger Games we billionaires have.

Alex

I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should've been more specific.

Morgan

Danny: Hey, sugar, what's shaking?
Mindy: Hey, that's my line. Oh no, does this mean it's caught on with old people?

Not to brag, but I am straight up killing this bitch. The program, not the patient.

Fine. I'm wearing my bicycle helmet, in case there is an earthquake.

Danny

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel