I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.

Mindy

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I used my extensive knowledge of your sexual history and the plot of Mamma Mia and several thousand dollars of my savings to wrangle the four of your ex-boyfriends that I find the sexiest.

Morgan

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• Added: March 24, 2015

Doctor: Peter is my favorite Jew.
Mindy: He's my favorite Jew as well.

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• Added: March 24, 2015

Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.

Mindy

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• Added: March 24, 2015