The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 6: "Caramel Princess Time" Quotes
Danny: I like you on a Staten Island porch.
Mindy: I would rather die.
Annette: We're not that different in age, you know.
Mindy: You are the oldest person I know's mother, so that's obviously not true.
A parent of divorce needs routine. She needs routine.
Danny
So I have to apologize to a girl, which is something I've literally never done. Is Danny in?
Peter
Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.
She's the complete package. Heads, shoulders, knees, toes, knees and toes.
Morgan
Danny: Oh good, everyone's in here. I was worried we'd have a private conversation for once.
Beverly: You're welcome, Dr. Q.
I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.
Mindy
Peter: Look's like a patient is going into labor, and there's no father, so the taxi driver is kind of the surrogate now.
Abby: I'm sorry. Are you describing Look Who's Talking?
You know what. I will leave, but I will never hike.
Mindy
I've gotta hit the gym, man. Steal me some soap.
Peter
My mental health is perfect and I do have an outlet. His name is Father Francis, he's 97, and he only speaks Latin.
Danny
