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Danny: Are you sad about Cliff?
Mindy: No, sad is when the taxi driver thought I was Jaden Smith.

Stupid wine bra is out of wine. I knew I should have brought the Long Island Iced Panties.


What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?


Mindy: What the hell is that?
Peter: How Hindu are you? It’s a Christmas tree.

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