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And yeah we're lame, we're Hindu, we use Groupon for burritos, but you know what? That's our lot in life and we love it.

Mindy

Hey guys, can I trade you? Because that woman just asked to buy my penis.

Danny

I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.

Danny

a women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.

Mindy
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The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 19 Quotes

a women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.

Mindy

I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.

Danny
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