The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 7: "We Have to Talk About Annette" Quotes
If you ever want to get baked and go to a Renaissance Fair, then I'm your mi'lady.
Abby
Mindy, I'm really sorry I doubted you, but if you don't shut up right now my mom's going to hit you over the head with a rollling pin.
Danny
You don't understand. You're dealing with Catholics now. This is a guilt dinner. Which means she's going to torture you. Get ready to repent, Lahiri.
Danny
Dot and I are watching "Passion of the Christ." What they did to that man. Poor Mel.
Morgan: It was a charm bracelet from the drug store. But, it's 3 months salary down the drain.
Mindy: Oh My God, we pay you so little.
Morgan: Hello! I'm on a poster for a poverty campaign.
In Britain we have an expression, "Keep Calm and Don't Mention Uncle Susan in the Attic." That might just be my family.
Jeremy
Jeremy: You chose wisely, coming to the most well-mannered person in the office.
Mindy: Oh, it was based more on who was back from lunch.
Jeremy: I'll take it.
Abby: You're going to have to keeping covering him for a while because he's going to be like fried for a week.
Mindy: I once had fries for a week.
I'm on call. You can't party when you're on call had I known that, I never would've become a doctor.
Peter
[to Jeremy] You know I tried dating a woman like that, but she left me for you.
Peter
Actually I hate brunch. But, if you're like the first brunch guy in the history of the world, we can go get some.
Abby
It's not against the law if everybody does it. It's like how I pretend to be in the Armed Forces so I can board a plane early.
Mindy
