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Why do doctors keep on leaving? Danny the bus! And where's Mindy? God I need a magic flute for you people!

Jeremy

The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was, do you remember Trishelle from Real World, Road Rules Inferno? Her mom was a patient.

Historically breakups do not bring out the best in me.

Can't you correspond with prison convicts like normal desperate women?

Jeremy

Peter: I want you to giggle like a little girl.
Mindy: (Giggles)
Peter: Like a, like a human girl.

de Blasio's been mayor for a couple of months and now we're suddenly living in Baghdad?

Danny

I saw a headline in The Post today. It said news flash you're staying at my place tonight.

Danny

Dating is fun, but dating in secret, is really fun.

It was the two thousands okay? You were kind of a loser if you didn’t have a sex tape.

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