The Mindy Project

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I'm on call. You can't party when you're on call had I known that, I never would've become a doctor.

Peter

[to Jeremy] You know I tried dating a woman like that, but she left me for you.

Peter

Actually I hate brunch. But, if you're like the first brunch guy in the history of the world, we can go get some.

Abby

It's not against the law if everybody does it. It's like how I pretend to be in the Armed Forces so I can board a plane early.

Danny: I like you on a Staten Island porch.
Mindy: I would rather die.

Annette: We're not that different in age, you know.
Mindy: You are the oldest person I know's mother, so that's obviously not true.

A parent of divorce needs routine. She needs routine.

Danny

So I have to apologize to a girl, which is something I've literally never done. Is Danny in?

Peter

Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.

She's the complete package. Heads, shoulders, knees, toes, knees and toes.

Morgan

Danny: Oh good, everyone's in here. I was worried we'd have a private conversation for once.
Beverly: You're welcome, Dr. Q.

I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.

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All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress

Mindy

Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.