Your womb is a national treasure. If you could just tweet about my clinic.

Mindy: I've got charm and elegance, like a polished debutante.
Jeremy: You forgot your barf bucket.

Oh my God! It's my favorite kind of cake, gigantic.

I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse, I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.

We have a saying in my family. First they make you puke, then they wreck havoc on your birthing canal.

Danny

This is not some 2 bit family business where you can store your unemployable family members. This is not 'Wahlburgers.'

Rob

I refuse to work anywhere else. I love being a paralegal here.

Beverly

Danny is not dying. He's the healthiest person I know. His favorite junk food is raisins.

Jeremy

Rishi, you can not be this little idiot that I have to take care of anymore. Because, spoiler alert, there's going to be a new stupid little idiot that I have to take care of.

Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

Maybe I'll just go, yeah, out in the night into the cold armed with nothing but my pepper spray and my gun.

Ethnic people slap each other all the time. It's like half of reality TV.

The Mindy Project Quotes

Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.

Mindy

Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.