The Mindy Project

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Mindy with danny the mindy project season 3 episode 1

Tax evasion is a serious crime. You're stealing from America. Are you proud of yourself? You're stealing from the Grand Canyon. The Liberty Bell.

Danny

Are you from McFadden Steakhouse? Did you find my shoe?

The INS got less interested when they found out I was rich and white

Jeremy

All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress

I'll just heroically save the practice from what I did to it

Did you know people are buying jeans with holes already ripped in them?

Danny

Every time we shower together, he makes a donation to the Vatican.

Tamra, you have hurt a good, if not weird, man's spirit. I have had enough of this BS dog allergy.

Peter

[voicemail] Annette can't come to the phone because I've gone back to work cleaning hotel rooms, so as to not burden my son.

Annette

Mindy: Can you please just call your mother. She's probably over it by now.
Danny: Italian people don't get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That's why our wine is so good.

Mindy: I don't know what you could've wished for, you already have the greatest sons in the whole world.
Annette: That's very sweet, dear, but I wished that the mean waitress at our favorite diner would die.

Annette: I only watch Castle.
Mindy: He writes mysteries and he solves them? That is a great idea for a show.

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