Danny: Christmas isn't about elegance, it's about a quiet night when a King was born, the Prince of Peace.
Mindy: Shut up, Linus.

You know I'm not an easy man to impress, unless I'm watching a magic show.

Danny

Just make sure the pressure is firm and consistent, like trying to convince your boyfriend to do a couples' costume.

We don't need a Kramer and if we needed one, Morgan's more that energy.

Danny

Peter: Mindy, your boyfriend groped me. You are a beard.
Mindy: Oh no, it's happening again.

Rule #1 with a baby, don't use it as a human shield.

Morgan

Today, I went out and bought curtains, and I closed them before I...relaxed.

Peter

Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.

Peter

I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.

Danny

You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.

Danny

I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.

I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.

Morgan

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel