The Mindy Project Quotes
If only Olivia Pope was here.
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Mindy: I'm Indian I can't be racists.
Danny: Oh please you only hook up with white guys. I've hooked up with every race of woman.
Mindy: How dare you. I went to second base with my friend Korean Justin. His hands were so small they made my boobs feel enormous.
Breast feeding is like baseball. The less you think about it, the better you do.Danny
Morning campers, did you all not catch Tuesday Boozeday this morning? Hoda was on fire!Jeremy
Are you kidding me, a winky face? That’s like Emoji porn!Morgan
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You know that happened to me for real? Green Key Weekend, Junior year, I aspirated on my own vomit. Chris Farley appeared to me and said “It’s not your time yet.”Peter
My favorite hobby is also activities!Morgan
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As a friend I gotta tell you, you look terrible.Morgan
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My name is Nurse Morgan. I'm here to name your babies.Morgan
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