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Mac: I don't believe it either and I also don't believe in Santa Claus but if I saw eight reindeer take flight...
Jim: But you haven't seen eight reindeer. You've talked to someone who's said he's seen eight reindeer.

Sloan: It couldn't matter less but Santa has nine reindeer.
Don: Rudolph.

I think it happened and I think we're two inches away from proving it.

Charlie

Will: Why does a politician take polls?
Sloan: To find out what people want him to say the next day.

Gen. Stomtonovich: Were you texting?
Mac: No sir, it was general negligence.

It doesn't make much difference to the collateral damage whether it's damaged by gas or a hell fire missile.

Gen. Stomtonovich

I don't know how many years I have left after this thing goes to air.

Gen. Stomtonovich

Mac: Why don't you just ask her out?
Don: After she's gone out with a professional athlete who's ten years younger than I am with 3% body fat and ripped muscles that have been conditioned over you know a life time of two a day sweating in the hot sun.

I think the way you know you've broken one of God's rules is when you can't put it back together again.

Mac
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