The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 3: "Willie Pete" Quotes
She's got 50 IQ points on both of us. There's nothing I could put in her head.Don
Jerry: Do you remember dates from two years ago?
Charlie: I would if I'd dropped Sarin gas on a small town.
You want to make God laugh, tell him you rehearsed for an extraction.Sweeney
You forgot for a minute that you made a pledge to be mad at me for the rest of your life.Mac
Will: Don't mock this.
Charlie: It's literally impossible not to.
Snark is the idiot's version of wit and we're being polluted by it.
Will: Let it go.
Mac: I think we both know that's not going to happen.
When he was deployed to Iraq... he was worried that if his sexuality was discovered they might not let him go, as opposed to most of us who if told we were being deployed to Iraq would go Corporal Klinger faster than you could pull on a yellow taffeta picnic dress.
The audience members who were booing were in Orlando. Soon they'll be in Hell, though not soon enough.