Alek: You can't keep putting yourself at risk. It's stupid and irresponsible.
Chloe: Hey, I didn't exactly sign up for any of this. Maybe, if someone had told me that kissing humans would....I'm sorry, I didn't want to fight.

This has been the best crappy date ever.


Chloe: And, wait, you did not just compare me to your one eyed, deaf, arthritic cat.
Amy: Hey, she's old, be nice. And, I think I just did. Sorry!

Amy, let's try not to piss off the homicidal maniac more than he already is, okay?


Amy: She just wants a normal life.
Alek: Well, just tell her to get used to disappointment.

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