Okay, that was most definitely not normal. That kid's got to get a dentist.

I just want you to know, if anything happens to this dress, you're all going to be in a lot of trouble.

Meredith: Sweaty palms. Not a good first impression.
Chloe: Then be happy you don't have to make one. It seems he's already impressed.

That never gets old.

Paul

Chloe: I don't have a dress. What kind of guy leaves out a detail like that?
Meredith: Pretty much every guy you're ever gonna meet. Get used to it.

Brian: You don't know my father.
Chloe: No, but I know you. And the man who raised such a great guy can't be all bad.

Chloe: I mean, when did you think it was a good idea to take off your pants?
Paul: Ah ah ah...stop. We are never to speak of any of this ever again!

This is so cool. It's like our school is this otherworldly epicenter and attracting the hot teen Mai from all over the world.

Paul

Jasmine: Chloe, you have to understand. Whoever controls the Uniter controls the fate of the Mai.
Chloe: No one controls me.

Chloe: How long were you in your room thinking about this?
Meredith: An hour...maybe four.

Mai have been hunted and killed for thousands of years. Sometimes it's hard not to hate the ones who hate you.

Jasmine

The Uniter should have no fear, particularly of humans. The one thing Valentina hasn't taught you about them? They are inferior to you in every way.

Lilah/Nikki