The Office "After Hours" Quotes
Darryl: Just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot dot dot, dot dot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gabe: They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gabe: You have to call me by my name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phyllis: If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.
• Rating: Unrated
Nellie: I can't be hypnotized Dwight. I tried it. I ended up smoking more.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9