I'm going to find you someone better and rich...and Filipino.

Nellie

It's not real until your wife is on board.

Darryl

People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.

Dwight

Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.

Pam

Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.

Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.

Dwight
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