Andy: It's like amateur hour.
Oscar: Well it was an amateur production, technically.

Darryl: You didn't have to boo him.
Michael: He was getting a lot of applause and I didn't think it was indicative of how people were feeling.

Plumber: You're the guy who boo'd me.
Michael: Mmm. No. There were a lot of people booing you, I wasn't one of them.
Plumber: Uhh, I saw you. And you were the only one.
Michael: Get your eyes checked chuckle head.
Creed: Be cool Michael, I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.

Well that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.


Jim: We're never leaving the house again.
Pam: Not together!

It's fun to hear Andy the appropriate setting.


I work with that guy. His name's Andy. He's a terrible salesman.


I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The 13 year olds in this town have a complete monopoly.


Excuse me. Are you the guy who did an entire Law and Order episode for his audition?

Woman [to Michael]
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