The Office

The Office "Andy's Play" Quotes

Andy: It's like amateur hour.
Oscar: Well it was an amateur production, technically.
 • Rating: Unrated

Darryl: You didn't have to boo him.
Michael: He was getting a lot of applause and I didn't think it was indicative of how people were feeling.
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Plumber: You're the guy who boo'd me.
Michael: Mmm. No. There were a lot of people booing you, I wasn't one of them.
Plumber: Uhh, I saw you. And you were the only one.
Michael: Get your eyes checked chuckle head.
Creed: Be cool Michael, I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Well that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.
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Jim: We're never leaving the house again.
Pam: Not together!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: It's fun to hear Andy sing...in the appropriate setting.
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Dwight: I work with that guy. His name's Andy. He's a terrible salesman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The 13 year olds in this town have a complete monopoly.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Woman [to Michael]: Excuse me. Are you the guy who did an entire Law and Order episode for his audition?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Fine, I'll go to your little show, but I'm not wearing a cape.
 • Rating: Unrated

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