I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.

Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?

Robert

Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.

Gabe

Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.

I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.

Nellie

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan

The Office Season 8 Episode 21 Quotes

Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.

Gabe

I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.

Nellie