The Office "Christmas Party" Quotes
Kevin: I got myself in secret santa. I was supposed to tell somebody... but I didn't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kelly: [kisses Dwight]
Dwight: What are you doing?!
Kelly: I don't know.
Dwight: You shouldn't do things like that. A man's supposed to do that.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets Christmas.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: So Phyllis is basically saying "Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's-worth." I gave Ryan an iPod!
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say "Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: You're the expert, is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Store Clerk: 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Stupid corporate wet blankets... it's not like booze ever killed anyone.
• Rating: Unrated
Phyllis: Everyone, this is my boyfriend Bob.
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9