I wish she was in a graveyard, under the ground, with worms coming out of her mouth.

Erin

I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.

Kevin

I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say, get a drink.

Erin

Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.

Angela

I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghostbuster.

Darryl

You had me at clookies. I can't wait to find out what they are.

Nate

I thought it was because they're all so rich, they could eat popsicles all the time.

Nate

I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.

Dwight

Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.

Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.

Andy
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The Office Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.

Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.

Andy
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