The Office "Christmas Wishes" Quotes
Erin: I wish she was in a graveyard, under the ground, with worms coming out of her mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Erin: I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say, get a drink.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Angela: Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghostbuster.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nate: You had me at clookies. I can't wait to find out what they are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nate: I thought it was because they're all so rich, they could eat popsicles all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Andy: Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10