The Office

The Office "Classy Christmas" Quotes

Dwight: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Oscar: Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Dwight: Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you Jim?
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: You guys, it wasn't my fault!
Kevin: Oh nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm going to kill myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael: Because without Andy's mom there's no plot, and without any plot there is no movie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limosuine drivers.
 • Rating: Unrated

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