The Office

The Office "Costume Contest" Quotes

Kevin: Everyone is gonna be there. Angela, Phyllis... even Creed is a maybe.
Andy: Creed is going?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Creed: Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen...like freaky good.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Andy: Is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar, Public School.
Darryl: Nah, I got some work to do. I do got big plans at this company.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly [to Michael]: Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: This is an amazing prize. I mean I don't even want to give Pam a compliment because she's so blehhh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan [to Danny]: Hey man, can I get a plus five? And it's all guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Packer: Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet?
Gabe: Not here, no.
Packer: Gabe-wad.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight [to Pam]: Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom. You're only one third as beautiful and about half her height.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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