The Office

The Office "Doomsday" Quotes

Stanley: I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyone's signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt!
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Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
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Gabe (to Daryl): The Michilen Man called, he wants his cummerbund back.
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Dwight: There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.
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Dwight: Robert's favorite songs: "Creep" by TLC, "Creep" by Radiohead. Remember that one Jim?
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Gabe: Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's going to be screaming it tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: You're the deuce I never wanna drop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert: And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there.
Robert: Who are they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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