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I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyone's signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt!

Stanley

Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.

Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...

The Michilen Man called, he wants his cummerbund back.

Gabe (to Daryl)

There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.

Dwight

Dwight: Robert's favorite songs: "Creep" by TLC, "Creep" by Radiohead. Remember that one Jim?

Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's going to be screaming it tonight.

Gabe

You're the deuce I never wanna drop.

Andy

And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.

Robert

Andy: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there.
Robert: Who are they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.

I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.

Stanley

Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."

Jim
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The Office Season 8 Episode 6 Quotes

I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.

Stanley

Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."

Jim