The Office Season 8 Episode 6: "Doomsday" Quotes
I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyone's signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt!Stanley
Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.
Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
The Michilen Man called, he wants his cummerbund back.Gabe (to Daryl)
There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.Dwight
Dwight: Robert's favorite songs: "Creep" by TLC, "Creep" by Radiohead. Remember that one Jim?
Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's going to be screaming it tonight.Gabe
You're the deuce I never wanna drop.Andy
And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.Robert
Andy: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there.
Robert: Who are they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.
I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.Stanley
Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."Jim