The Office

The Office "Gay Witch Hunt" Quotes

Michael: It's time to put this matter to bed... That's what she said ... Or he said.
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Michael: What is love anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules, like me and Jan or Oscar and some guy. Life is short; when two people find each other, what should stand in their way?
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Jan: You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.
Michael: I watch The L Word... Okay? I watch Queer as (bleep).
Jan: That's not what it's called.
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Stanley: I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Gay porn, straight porn, it's all goooood. I don't particularly get into this, but you know what, I totally see the merit. And actually, it is quite beautiful.
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Phyllis: I'm getting married to Bob Vance.
Michael: That's great! Congratulations. That is great and frankly... kinda amazing. See... everybody has a chance.
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Michael: I need to know who else is gay. I don't want to offend anyone else.
Dwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah. I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
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Oscar: Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but, I can assure you that it's certainly not more flammable.
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Michael: The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.
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