The Office

The Office "Jury Duty" Quotes

Dwight: That baby is a Schrute, and unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Oscar: I don't know if it's right.
Robert: Well if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: He remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stanley: My wife got to the tv first. I had to sit through damn Rizzoli and damn Isles.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: Angela had the baby?
Kevin: Is it black? Because that would be hilarious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight (to Jim): I can't believe that let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.
 • Rating: Unrated

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