The Office

The Office "Michael's Last Dundies" Quotes

Deangelo: Toby Flenderson, please come up here and receive the Extreme Repulsiveness Award...oh that's so mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).
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Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.
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Michael: That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?
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Erin: Gabe, we should break up. I'm not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.
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Jim: CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?
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Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.
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Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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