Toby Flenderson, please come up here and receive the Extreme Repulsiveness Award...oh that's so mean.

Deangelo

Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).

Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.

That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?

Gabe, we should break up. I'm not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.

Erin

The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.

Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.

Meredith

CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?

Jim

Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.

Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?

I can't just dump him Pam. I'm not like you. I can't be mean.

Erin

Pam: Why don't you want to eat lunch with your boyfriend?
Erin: I really don't like spending time with him.

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The Office Season 7 Episode 20 Quotes

Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?

Deangelo

Hey Toby! You suck!

Michael
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