The Office

The Office "New Leads" Quotes

Michael: I'm trying to make your kids, respect you. Because, a father needs to respect his boss. And kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss. Do you understand that line of logic?
Jim: I don't think you even understand it.
Michael: I do understand it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: [after arriving at a dump] This place has gone to hell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Wait, what day is today?
Kevin: Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So Friday.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Michael you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in!
Michael: Well Bigshot, if you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breathes.
Dwight: [pauses] Kevin!
 • Rating: Unrated

Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Rid-dit-dit-dit-do.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Michael: Make friends first. Make sales second. Make love third. In no particular order.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dwight: I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phyllis: If they don't like it then they can leave - I mean, a lot of their work can be done in India.
 • Rating: Unrated

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