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The Office "Niagara" Quotes (Page 2)

Kevin: I'm not gay. I'm kevin.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael [to Toby]: You will be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life. You better get used to it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jim: This is a fire cracker-free wedding.
 • Rating: Unrated
Meredith: All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigar and I'm not stopping for anybody.
 • Rating: Unrated
Dwight: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That's so bad ass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Michael [on Jim and Pam's wedding]" It's just a really important day for me.
Jim: Well, congrats!
 • Rating: Unrated
Pam: We should have hired a professional to take the mental pictures.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 17
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