Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.

Does your husband have very soft erections?


Jim has no discernable sense of humor Pam. You should know that.


Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.

Val: Not bad fellas. You're better than you look.
Kevin: Hey screw you!

You know what would be the hottest thing ever? A pregnant Helen Mirren.


Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.

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