The Office

The Office "PDA" Quotes

Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. That's what she said.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Yeah, whatever. No big deal. The hottest girl in the world loves me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Michael: I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: Pro.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: No more pda. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.
 • Rating: Unrated

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