Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.

Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!

Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.

I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. That's what she said.

Holly

Yeah, whatever. No big deal. The hottest girl in the world loves me.

Michael

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Michael

I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

Michael

Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: Pro.

No more pda. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.

Michael

Whispering and tickling have their place in business.

Michael

Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'.

The Office Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

Phyllis